Friday, September 03, 2010

Friday Funny

A very proper man started going into the neighborhood drug store every week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week, he would come in with the same order. One day, the druggist felt he had to say something to the man. "Wow! You must have the stamina of a bull. Talk about getting lucky! How on earth do you use that many condoms a week?"

The man looked at him in disgust and said, "I beg your pardon, but I find the whole idea of sex repulsive!"

So, the druggist asked, "Then what do you do with all those condoms?"

The gentleman answered, "I feed them to my poodle and now she poops in little plastic bags.

HA! Isn't S fabulous! She sends me into fits of laughter almost everyday - big hugs darlin'!

4 comments:

Always Abigail said...

Funny!

Tilly Greene said...

Yup, it was a good laugh, and love sharing them :-)

practimom said...

oh i just LOL and my hubby and daughter were like "what's so funny"!!!

Jane said...

Too funny. I'm always up for a good laugh.