Practical does not always mean its going to be big

The weather is hinting at getting warmer and I'm thinking of bbqing and picnics.  When someone says how should I dress for the occassion, it most definitely won't be these Pic Nic pants from Acquacalda.

Why?

Think of getting up and walking to the table for seconds with this permanent napkin hanging between your legs - think MC Hammer pants!

No thank you, not for me but it is an intersting idea.