Friday, July 23, 2010

Friday Funny!

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers.

Mary stood and walked to the podium.

She said, "I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Bob, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Bob must have experienced.

"Bob was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Bob's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the congregation were unnerved and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Bob.

"Now," she announced in a quavering voice, thank the Lord, Bob is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Bob." The entire congregation held its breath.

"I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum."

HA!  K, I'm laughing so hard with this one - thank you!


practimom said...

Oh that is too funny! I might have to tell this one to my ladies group! they would totally laugh!

Tilly Greene said...

I loved this one - little naughty, but not really - share away darlin'! And enjoy the fun when you say "sternum" :-)