Time for a new kind of hero!

My latest heroes aren't the traditional handsome alpha stud and yet they are in the eyes of the heroine.

Who could possibly be a new kind of hero?

Cyclopes! 

They are monsters from Ancient Greek and yet they aren't really all that bad.  They are the sons of Uranus [sky] and Gaia [earth] and were feared because they were so physically strong.  Because they were so much stronger than their father, he chose to lock them in Tartarus so they couldn't help seize power from him.  Unfortunately, while Cronus did take over and released them, he also sent them back to Tartarus because, like his father, he didn't want them to help seize power.  Third time is a charm for the Cyclopes and Zeus rescued them.  The proficiency the show in the forge was well respected and they made special items for immortals such as Hades [helmet of invisibility], Posiedon [trident] and Zeus [thunderbolts].

There are many Cyclopes, however, three brothers [Agres, Brontes and Steropes - my three heroes] in particular who are very important men and yet they were never given a chance to explore their softer sides.  Well, I changed that and gave them the opportunity to meet a woman who could do just that in "Hephaestus Lays Down the Law", and they've been with her ever since.  However, even though they live together and appear happy, all is not roses in the relationship.  The brothers have never felt such joy with a woman before and she is about to leave them unless they figure out how to keep her.

It's past time for Cyclopes to love and be loved and they're given the chance to do just that with "Cyra's Cyclopes", the fourth installment in the Mythological Messes Redux series.

You think you know all about Cyclopes by reading about them in Homer's Odyssey, but there is so much more to them than that one incident.

So, can a one eyed giant be a sexy and caring lover?  Absolutely!  Can three? Phrew, it's a red hot yes!  Pick up a copy of "Cyra's Cyclopes" and enjoy the trio finding their way through new territory - love.

Mythological Messes Redux Series
Hephaestus Lays Down the Law
Together Again?
Double Punch - NEW!
Cyra's Cyclopes - NEW!

How to celebrate Earth Day!

Starting April 1st All Romance will be giving away the first eBook of a series.  Here is the schedule…

April 1 – Wild Within by Mima
April 2 – Slave by Cheryl Brooks
April 3 – All Play and No Work by Carol Lynne
April 4 – The Arrangement by Cat Grant
April 5 – Kamikaze by Moira Rogers
April 6 – My Deepest Love: Zack by Marie Rochelle
April 7 – The Edge of Morning by Desiree Holt
April 8 – My Soul To Keep by Dianna Hunter
April 9 – Love Means No Shame by Andrew Grey
April 10 - Pentacles of Magick: The Bonding by Eliza Gayle
April 11 – Seduction by Aubrey Ross
April 12 – One Night In Boston by Allie Boniface
April 13 – Untamed Hearts: Feral Heat by Jenna Byrnes & Jude Mason
April 14 – SEALed With a Kiss by Mary Margret Daughtridge
April 15 – Regina in the Sun by R.G. Alexander
April 16 – The Third Wish by K.F. Zuzulo
April 17 – Truth or Dare by Leigh Ellwood
April 18 – My Heart is Within You by Marguerite Labbe
April 19 – Unholy Night by Candice Gilmer
April 20 – Play With Me by Leslie Kelly
April 21 – 50 Ways to Hex Your Lover by Linda Wisdom

What a great way to celebrate Earth Day - with eBooks!

What happened next?

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fools!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!


A friend of mine sent this joke and I had to share, thank you WooWoo.