Naughty Thought for Monday is about privacy...or not...

Curtains are, besides being decorative, they have a job to offer privacy.

Apparently Mr. Curtain lost that little tidbit when it came to advertising their product.

So, would this ad showcasing a threesome get you to buy his curtains?

Thank you, Lunatica Desnuda - glad you're back and feeding me stuff like this that feeds my imagination.

Naughty Thought for Monday is a fashion find for someone, not sure who though

I'm always checking out the latest and greatest in fashion, but these pants from Fauxtale with the feather accents, well, they fall firmly in the "no thank you" column. 

Naughty Thought for Monday goes rubber!

Condoms actually.

I saw this psa type ad a few weeks ago and with all The Avengers movie superhero chatter going on, I'm finding it hard to not project this image onto those characters.

Can you see the Incredible Hulk seeking a suitable condom?

Tricky, but everyone needs protection...even superheroes!

Naughty Thought for Monday

You never know what goes on in the oven when the lights are out, but it looks like maybe a bit more than cooking is happening!

Summers around the corner, don't forget to wear a hat and lather yourself with sunscreen :-)

Naughty Thought for Monday Strips Down!

It's Monday morning and coffee is a necessity for many folks, but be careful, that hot beverage can get naughty!

Naughty Thought for Monday

Feeling poorly?

Need a hot water bottle and some chicken noodle soup to feel better?

Fine, how about this cover for your ugly but useful heat source?

Sorry, I say no thank you, but to each there own.

Naughty Thought for Monday is a Cup of Tea

No, really, the naughty thought to start your week is called the Naked Girls Tea Set by illustrator Esther Horchner and available through the Het Paradijs webshop.

Do you want some milk in your tea or take it straight?

Naughty Thought for Monday

Would you try this yoghurt based on the ad?  Better yet, would you follow the QR Code to see what's there?

Naughty Thought for Monday Mixes with Fashion

Let me think about it, um, NO!  No frickin' way!  Anyone else can wear this dress and be proud, I simply don't have it in me.  I can appreciate the avant garde and unique, but I simply can't get my head around this one - can you?  No, would you or someone you know wear this out and where would it be...do share.

The designer, Gianni Molaro, showcased his breast dress during the 2012 Alta Roma [not one of the big, famous and infamous fashion week] show.

Naughty Thought for Monday

There are no words...well, as a writer I can come up with many, but none that say it better than my open mouth.  How about you?

Naughty Thought for Monday

Fashion Weeks are happening across the globe these days and so fashion is on my mind and I stumbled across Miro Moreira as photographed by Hugo Toni for Made in Brazil on Homotography.  Dare I say, the pants would defintiely catch your attention if they were worn out on you local High Street/Main Street.

Wow!

Now, inquiring minds want to know:  Would you dare wear underwear with these or go bare?

Naughty Thought for Monday

The pink splotches on these guys backsides say this chick has a firm spanking motion but I'm wondering whether it will sell fashion.

What do you think?

Actually, the jokes on us!  This is 1 of 9 ads from Steven Meisel's Fabulous Fakes campaign for W Magazine as seen on Homotography.

An Apropos Naughty Thought for Monday

Reposted from February 23 2009

Will you save more or less with a humping piggy bank?

Naughty Thought for Monday

Cross Legged Chair by Vladimir Tsesler

 November is right around the corner which also means Thanksgiving is almost upon us as well and I wonder, would these chairs be too sexy for the table?

We know what Grandpa would do, but what about Grandma - would she giggle or gasp?

Naughty Fashion Thought for Monday

Glasses.

I wear them, lots of people weat them, but are you looking at them in this ad for Harvey Haydon by Sabine Villiard as found on Homotography?

It's called the You'd Be Naked Without Those Spectacles and while I like the glasses, I'm still trying to figure out what's tattooed on his stomach, between his Apollo's  belt or Adonis's - take your pick.

By the way, I believe the word is either Varitas or Vanitas.  I can't find anything on the former and the latter is a symbolic art from the 16-17th Centuries.  However, my best guess would be that it's actually Veritas who was the Roman goddess of truth.

As before, my eyes aren't going to where they were supposed to go, but in this case, I'm reminded it's time for an eye exam!

Naughty Thought for Monday

Okay, it's Monday, you didn't do any laundry which means no clean underwear...what do you do?

No problem, pick up Bronze Underwear from Dacotang on Etsy for $777.00.  They fit all, come with a hefty rope to keep them in place, "are wearable under most pants" and the bronze is skin friendly.

It's the later that kind of makes me pause.  Does this mean it can be used as a, um, well, condom of sorts?

The designer says it can, for some, boost the libido so I think it's a legitimate question, especially when the upgraded version is seen.

For a mere $7777.00 you can purchase the Luxury Bronze Underwear with 14 Tahitian Pearls attached.  Surely those are for a partner and not the wearer - right?

In my opinion, if a woman was in a bar and checked out a man's crown only to find lumps where a slick hard-on should be, they'd run!

Naughty Thought for Monday [NSFW]

Okay, I'm writing an article for another blog and during the research phase came across this unique toy - to each their own I believe, but, well, yes...a unique toy.

The article will be on BDSM Book Reviews on October 25th and it's not about toys.

Think About It...

KY Jelly ad found on Dark Roasted Blend



Naughty Thought for Monday [Sort of NSFW]

Intersting napkins for a dinner party - not sure I could keep a straight face while wiping the corners of my mouth after a fork full of meat.  {oh man, did I really go there?}

Thank you Trend de la Creme for the introduction of the In Plain English linens from Afroditi Krassa.

Naughty Thought for Monday [NSFW]

It's hot outside, really hot, but the ManSkin bikini is not what comes to mind when I think of bikinis.