Funny and Naughty Ends the Week

Do you want your partner to worship your throbbing rod of thunder and lightning with her sweet mouth and she has an excuse?

Well, now you can get what you want, feed your lover's desire for chocolate and play dress up time all at once!  

Don the hat of a Viking, Indiana Jones or Halo's Master Chief on your penis and reap your reward.  There's only one problem, I can't find the website that showed how to make these, so you're on your own - sorry!

Fine Naughty Jewels

Sperm Ring by Betony Vernon

A ring that is sure to raise questions such as: 

Is that a sperm swimming around your finger?

or

Will you honor, cherish and love Joe Shmoe and his sperm?

Hump Day Visual Naughtiness

Model Eric Belanger Photographed by Rick Day
was found on Homotography.com


Sweaty muscular man is nicely naughty for hump day delight.

Tuesday can be naughty too

Can building a book or ebook be naughty?

Absolutely and also interesting!

What I'm talking about is in the font and this one by Gatis Cirulis is called Bound Type, and here is the alphabet:


Bound Type by Gatis Cirulis

You can find more on this typeface and by Cirulis here on Behance Network.  Although artistically done and not obvious, the site has individual pulled out and painted making it - possibly - NSFW.

It's Naughty All Week!

Rose of Weimar

I'm either getting ready, traveling or having a blast at Authors After Dark in Philadelphia and in celebration I'm posting a variety of naughty stuff all week.

Because of the Tease Tea Tasting party is one of the things I'm preparing for, I thought china would be the ultimate starting point.  First up is a cup and saucer from a 12 piece limited edition set of fine porcelain.



I first discovered the Rose of Weimar pattern on the Elit Alice site.  Can you see yourself at High Tea sipping the leaves with a crustless sandwich on the side and pinky in the air whilst holding this gem to your lips?  Conversation could possibly be about the nice ta-ta's on the cup.

What about a dinner party, placement of the food on the plate below would be interesting.

DesignSpotter Details
Designer: Dirk Kels (Germany)
Manufacturer: Weimar Porzellan (Germany)
Inspired By: ... der Rose von Weimar
Price: 249 euro per set ( 12 pieces )