Have you ever heard of...

finishing off your chinese fortune cookie "fortunes" with the words "in bed"? I never had until the cutie mentioned it and claimed it always makes since, so we gave it a try, and I'm split.

1. If it ain't broke, don't fix it [in bed]. Okay, this one could work, but trying something new in bed is pretty fun as well.

2. Even a broken clock is right two times a day [in bed]. Nope, it flat out doesn't work for me.